Thanks for stopping by. I am Michael Crook. I am not Michael Crooks, I am not Michael Cook, I am not Michael Kirk and I am not Michael Crooke. If you cannot do a simple thing like get (and spell) my name right, please click the red "x" at the upper right and never return. The Crook surname traces back to England, and has absolutely nothing to do with theft, so if you're one of those idiots, please likewise hop off.

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